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tortietta ([personal profile] tortietta) wrote2004-10-08 11:47 am
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On Politics

My fellow Australians,

Politics is like sex in many ways, and tomorrow, Saturday October 9, is a day where you will be asked to make a decision of a sexual nature.

You will be asked to decide between two parties, who both offer to screw you for the next 3 years.

The decision you must make comes down to whether you are happy with the way you have been screwed for the last 8 years, or whether you wish to try a new position, and be screwed in a new way.

And yes, there are a number of smaller parties, offering Kama Sutra like positions, however in the end, they will fail, leaving you with only unfulfilled fantasies of how different and interesting being screwed could have been.

And regardless of what happens tomorrow night and the decision you make, on Sunday Morning, you will wake up feeling less than satisfied and a little more cheaper for the whole experience.

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