Reality TV has eaten my brain!

[tortietta]

Too much reality TV and too much wine has eaten my brain and to add to the joy it looks like I might have to swim to work tomorrow. My joy at this knows no bounds. :/

Aww, The Wedding Planner is so cute. <333 

I know something similar to this goes around every few months, but I'm bored and have drunk too much so entertain me:

I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that should be obvious, but you realize that you have no idea about. I'll answer as best as I can.

Ask anything that you like and I will answer! :D

Comments

[elite-stoat.livejournal.com]

Birthday and preferred name/nickname?

[tortietta.livejournal.com]

Birthday is June 4th and I turned 21 this year. Names are the bane of my existence, or rather not but people so often get my name wrong that I get easily agitated by it! Haha, but that doesn't answer what you asked! :)) My preferred nickname is Tori, but that's not so much a nickname as my name but shortened. My preferred nickname of Tori is Torz, although generally I am happy for people to just call me Tori.

:D

[mockreality.livejournal.com]

What's your favourite food?

When did you lose your first tooth?

Ever thought of going bungy jumping?

[tortietta.livejournal.com]

:O I can't believe you actually found some questions to ask me! <333

What's your favourite food? Mango's and prawns although not necessarily together, although I'm sure if you got a nice mango chutney going it could be interesting with some king prawns.

When did you lose your first tooth? I lost my first tooth when I was 5. I remember my best-friend lost hers and I was so jealous that she'd lost her first tooth and I hadn't that I spent nearly a month trying to make my front tooth wobbly, it worked!

Ever thought of going bungy jumping? On paper I would love to go bungy jumping but I think I'd freak out when it actually came time to doing it. :))

[mockreality.livejournal.com]

:O I happen to have a great mango and prawn salad recipe!! We had it for christmas lunch, delicious! I'll get it of my mum for you!!

Another question:

Have you ever committed a crime (Law and Order on in background)?

How much do you love mindless telly?

[tortietta.livejournal.com]

Ooh, yum mango and prawn salad! Mmm.

I stole a pair of earrings from Sportsgirl in year 10. Nothing huge but I felt incredibly guilty for weeks after. I've never committed another crime since... Although had I stayed with The Bitch for much longer last year who can tell? :P

Oh man, mindless telly is the shit! So good! So numbing!

IT'S YOUR FAULT I'M NEARLY DRUNK!

[tortietta.livejournal.com]

OMG, YES! THE BLOCK AND LOATH AS I AM TO ADMIT IT, BIG BROTHER! BUT, SO MUCH LOVE FOR THE BLOCK! <333

Was screaming with much joy throughout! SO MUCH LOVE FOR JAMIE AND ANDREW!!!

Richard and Steven scared me!!! BUT WHY MUST IT BE OVER! :((

I really need to stop drinking, I do indeed!

[not-concerned.livejournal.com]

WAAH I WISH JASON AND KIRSTEN HAD WON THEY ARE PLASTIKY BARBIE AND KEN LIKE BUT OMG I LOVE THEM AND THEIR CONSTANT BITCHING <3333

[tortietta.livejournal.com]

"Mummy, why wont my Kirsten and Jason doll bend 180 degrees? I WANT MY KIRSTEN AND JASON DOLL TO BE BENDY!!!"


JASON AND KIRSTEN = SCARY KARMA FREAKS! :/ But <333 the bitching! :D

Questions

[not-concerned.livejournal.com]

Don't you feel bad for Richard and Steven? I mean, come away from all that work making no money at all....at least Matt and Jane got a car.

How is your cat??

What's the best book you have read, EVER?

I should really go to class now, huh?

Re: Questions

[tortietta.livejournal.com]

I only partly feel bad for Richard and Steven, I mean come on, they started off being really great guys and turned into scary evil dudes, but still, their apartment rocked in an odd sort of way and they so should've got more than $800 000 for it.

My cat is a disgrace. She woke me up this morning by thinking my bedroom was in fact her litter-box. SO NOT IMPRESSED! Also, she decided to remove her own stitches last week after she was spayed, and ever since has had this crazy demon cat look in her eye! :))

Best book I've ever read would be The Hobbit because it was the first book I really got into. I was 9 when I first read The Hobbit and until that point had never been much of a bookworm, but The Hobbit drew me in and I was mesmerised. I laughed, I cried and I fell in love with the story and the characters. I've read a lot of wonderful books since then but I never read a book that I feel so completely in love with ever since.

And while I'll admit that you should, indeed, go to class now, I will instead point and laugh and jump up and down screaming HAHAHAHAHA YOU HAVE TO GO TO CLASS AND I DON'T! :P

I think I should try and kidnap you and drag you down to my place sometime, oh yes I do! :))

Questions questions questions…

[(Anonymous)]

What colour is the crayon?

Re: Questions questions questions…

[tortietta.livejournal.com]

Red.